• Smiley…your newborn baby’s crying wakes you at night and your first thought is, “I wonder if anyone has submitted a comment on the blog?”
  • …you don’t know how much you pay for food each month but you know how much you earned in advertising on your blog today.
  • …someone says, “How are you doing?” and you reply with “Check my blog.”
  • …your closest friends can find your blog but not your house.
  • …you don’t know who won the federal election because there was nothing in your RSS feeds.
  • …you are surprised to learn that most syndicated television shows don’t have an RSS feed.
  • …you learn of your upcoming divorce in a comment feed from a post entitled “Blog vs. Spouse: The Never Ending Debate”.
  • …asked who has had the biggest influence on your life, you respond, “Darren Rowse“.
  • …the house is on fire and you run past the dog and the family photo album to grab a scrap of paper with a post idea on it.
  • …you firmly believe that your next post will get Dugg this time for sure.
  • …you can submit a post to your blog from your:
  • …your grandma says that she used to journal and you ask her, “Wordpress or TypePad?”
  • …you get excited because your site is unreachable!